toad job

(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter

Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.

by cococrispy37 December 11, 2017

Toadstool Takeover

A trashy you tuber who uploads bad content and has a mic which can be comparable to a potato.

Loser :Have you watched Toadstool Takeovers latest video?
Non-Loser: What are you fucking gay?

by ZonaZayinHarah March 1, 2018

Toada

A completly fat ass dude who sits in a way on couch and when your high af they look like a toad and smells like rotten chinese food. If you look close enough hell resemble what toads shit out but dont look to close cus hell give you warts

"Dude your romate is a total toada, i think i saw him catch a fly with his tongue".

by Tec-thrientaocho September 20, 2018

Toad

A little Betch who says to you "YoUr pRincEsS iS in AnoTheR CastLe!" and he says that for another 6 castles until you finally reach the princess and you cry your waluigi pillow until you eventually want to die. Don't forget toads parents are brother and sister, thats why he is so fricking STUPID!!!!!!

"Man TOAD Sucks"

by xxxmemeboixxx December 14, 2018

Toadie

Derogatory term for a Mexican, used interchangeably with the “w” Hispanic racial epithet

Did you see that toadie?

by FullDefinition February 23, 2021

Toad

A person who always tries to make his opinion known and therefore constantly interrupts conversations.

This word has its origin in the world of mushrooms, because mushrooms also spread their spores everywhere. Toad is the mushroom in Mario Kart.

A: "Have you heard about the news in Australia?" B: "Oh yeah, that's terrible..." C: "Hi guys, I've been to Australia once and traveled around there!" A: "Oh Anna shut up, you are such a Toad!" B:"She's always toading about this topic."

How can you tell that someone is vegan? The person is toading around it all the time, such a Toad.

by Maximus_karutus January 1, 2022

Toady

Exclamation. Used to express excitement or approval similarly to 'Awesome,' 'Cool,' or 'Nifty.'

"My cat just gave birth!"
"Woah! That's toady, man!"

by Henry John Temple May 14, 2022