Twilight

STUPID BOOKS AND MOVIES

MLIAer hate (Twilight)

by MLIA:) January 25, 2011

Twilight

1. A time of day

2. For the series, also see shit

Stupid 12-year-old: I love Twilight
God: *smite*

by Unicakes November 18, 2011

Twilight

A book about a teenage girl's inner struggle between necrophilia and bestiality...

Twilight Conversation:
Girl 1: "OH MAH GAWD...EDWARD SO SOOOOOOOO HOTSEXYLICIOIUS."
Girl 2: "I KNOW RIGHT? HE ALMOST AS SUPER SMEXY AS JUSTIN BEIBER..."
Girl 1 strangles Girl 2 with her "I <3 Edward" necklace...

by It's_A_Jackal January 19, 2012

Twilight Tea

Menstrual flow

Edward loved Bella so much it pained him, but he could not drink her wine. Even so, Bella would welcome him home from prowling with Twilight Tea at least once a month.

by meteorologist2010 February 14, 2012

Twilight

A twisted tale about Necrophilia and Beastiality.

"Bella Swan falls in love with Edward, although, he is technically dead." -Twilight

"Bella Swan falls in love with Jacob, although, he is technically an animal." - Twlight

by kissingkatebarlow August 1, 2013

Twilight

A shitty book who teenage idiotic girls fan girl over because they are obviously too stupid to understand Harry Potter.

Or whatever reasons has driven them to like such a shallow, poorly written, misleading book.

Twilight is crappy and not at all entertaining. Bella Swan, the main character, has got to be the stupidest girl ever. Stephenie Meyer (the author) seems to think that Edward is her own sexual fantasy, that woman is, as Robert Pattinson - the actor who plays Edward- says: completely insane.

Twihard: omg Stephenie is the queen of literature omg omg *fangirl* twilight is perf

Please, bitch, go read good shit aka Harry potter, lord of the rings, the hunger games

by Elena Hemmings January 11, 2014

Twilight

A book written by Stephenie Meyer where the background characters are far more interesting and complex than the characters that the entire Twilight series is based off of.

I wish the Twilight books weren't about the main characters.

by dogslikeifyouagree August 16, 2015