Alex Turnerists

a religious group where you worship our god and daddy Alex turner whom we love oh so very very much. he is so sexy we love him so much. we show our devotion by staring at pictures of Alex turner and dreaming about him. He is the leader of the Alex Turnerist group, with his followers (the Turnerers) being the legendary Matt Helders, Jamie Cook, Nick O'Malley, and Miles Kane. They are mentioned in the book Cornerstone, which is currently being stored at the Heartbreak Hotel on Last Laugh Lane. That book contains testament 505, which says "All life must be devoted to Alex Turner." We believe that all people look good on the dance floor and that love is a laser quest. We must always keep on our balaclavas and put on our dancing shoes until the sun goes down.

person1: what religion are you a part of?
person2: I'm a part of the alex turnerists.
person1:what is that?
person2: pure devotion to alex turner.

by nOtAtSuMuMIyA March 26, 2023

Truner

Someone who tries, but undoubtly always fails.

The Toronto Maple Leafs never win! They are such truners!

by luxc April 18, 2012

Turdery 101

When you do something that is below or a regression from your current standing which makes you look like an asshole or better yet a "butthole" and puts you in a negative light with anyone that knows you!

Hey, Did you hear about Tristan's fantasy league. That was turdery 101. What a fag!!!

by Drwhodat September 20, 2016

Turned Over

Turn/Turned Over - Beating a video game so badly the game stopped working.

Origin: While the references to video games started in the early 80's the term originally comes from when pinball and other arcade machines used a mechanical score counters which would "Turn over" back to all zeros when the score was maxed out. When digital counters became the norm the term came to mean beating the game until it stopped working.

"Did you hear? Bobby finally Turned Over Cosmic Avenger!"

by Galvamel June 9, 2018

Turdery

Turdery- general poor or naughty behaviour.

He was was late for work again, must have been getting up to some Turdery last night.

by AbsoluteWordsmith85 April 2, 2022

turmeric queen

Red headed beauty
Woman with red hair

That girl is a turmeric queen!

by Spiltkoolaid January 26, 2023

Turbnerbler

A way to address someone who misunderstands or mishears frequently without a plausible excuse for why. This word is also used in converse not only to address that person, but to further their status of being a turbnerbler by being strange sounding.

That store clerk is such a turbnerbler.

"Nobody likes a turbnerbler," said the man.

by Grün October 4, 2023