Tankie Punk

A “punk” who may or may not go to shows, but doesn’t listen to the libertarian or anarchic messages of the bands they listen to. They believe the bands they listen to adhere somehow to their authoritarian hateful ideologies, but they are sorely mistaken. Usually you can catch them wearing ushankas with the Soviet star pinned on them, dirty tank tops, and camo military pants similar to Nazi Punk attire. They also have greasy long undyed hair, lots of zits on their faces, and are usually 13 years old or 18+ but with suspicious attractions to minors…

Scam: “Yo bro who was that kid trying to sing that stupid ass Russian anthem song in the mosh pit??”

Twister: “I dunno man, prolly jus some lame ass tankie punk.”

Scam: “Wow! What a fucking poser! Does he not know that Nazi Punks Fuck Off includes Red Fash???”

by lmaomeanlickmyassout July 29, 2022

Tonkinson Syndrome

A rare disorder in which the person or persons has an abnormally large ego. Similar to narcissism, but a common side effect is a lack of self awareness.

Jeremy swears he's better than everyone else.

Yeah, he has Tonkinson syndrome.
Jeremy, your Tonkinson syndrome is showing.

by Baldylover August 4, 2022

tonkinpfs

she's an amazing editor and friend and she's like super cool and she also loves me very much so that's nice

tonkinpfs is awesome but her mom is more nicer

by daddykai August 27, 2022

Tonkinitis

A disease one can have, and struggle to cope with that consists of the liking of a male Tonkin, even when sometimes you know you are getting played.

"She's still not over *insert name* Tonkin, after a year, she has Tonkinitis."

by Lorlie October 17, 2022

Tucking pussy

When a mf is scared to be normal around you

Derrick be tucking pussy when Malik get around.

by Deuce280 October 19, 2022

Tunison Effect

A more extreme version of the Streisand Effect, the Tunison Effect occurs when someone is so self unaware as to not realize their constant whining about a very ignorable problem only calls further attention to the problem.

Mike’s incessant whining about something that happened a decade ago and everyone else has forgotten about only creates a bigger Tunison Effect.

by AJDAULERIO October 30, 2022

Tankie

A term for over-obsessed Thomas and Friends fans that don't even exist. Twitter users like to use this term for Rule 34.

Hey! You like Thomas? My man, you're a Tankie! Awesome!

...what???

by phonefucker97 December 13, 2022