truffles

(1) tasty treat made for sophisticated fatties
(2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you
signs of a human truffle:
(1) annoying at the pool
(2) desires to wear spiderman shoes with velcro in the pool
(3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location
(4) owns a Persian cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the Taliban

Cristophe: Where are my velcro shoes? Location, location, location! That's what I always say to my Persian cat.
Martin: Truffles, you have a cameltoe.
Cristophe: But, I'm a MAN!

by bonnet August 23, 2006

Traffuck

Extremely bad and frustrating traffic congestion.

Damn! Traffuck is so bad, I'm going to be so late!

by Crippy Dented November 19, 2010

Troffy

Creamy, thick, delicious.

That ice cream is extremely troffy.

by ay dizzle August 3, 2009

Traffic Coned

The act of aggressively, forcfully, and brutally shoving a pyramid shaped object into a womans vagina, while extracting a large amount of cum from her body with a vacuum.

"She just got traffic coned."

by pedostach101 April 12, 2022

Duggie Traffic

Larger than average women who dont have to be particularly pretty.
Also see big bird and minger

Dawn French, Two Ton Tessie O'Shea and Bella Emburg,are typical examples of Duggie Traffic

by Wee Jock May 21, 2006

ass traffic

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from one's ass during a set period.

F*ck me, what's that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.

by Blastmat May 13, 2005

truffle butter

when a guy sticks his dick up a girls ass and then takes it out and fucks her

Poo mixed in with cum= Truffle butter

by truffle butter March 31, 2015