Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021

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trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs

“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter”

by ugonnalearn_t_day January 20, 2021

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Trout Scouting

The act of purposefully seeking out women with the intent of sexual intercourse.

Broham-"bro, lets do some trout scouting at the beach today bro"
Brohas-"yea bro you're such a trout scout man"

by Denver Rawlings February 4, 2012

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Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)

"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"

by BrewTat July 28, 2008

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