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Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.
Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.
by Brian Elland November 21, 2023
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TROCer

A person who participates in the multi-media, art piece, animation, child loving franchise know as TROC. Usually this consists of autistic children, gooners, furries, pyrocynical fans, discord mods and Globulus.

If you see a TROCer in real life DO NOT INTERACT with them. It is most likely they have not been outside since they left the womb. And if they approach it is recommended you piss or shit yourself to keep the TROCer at bay. If you cannot shit or piss you must wait till you come near you and then open your mouth and let out a long and hard “UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN” then the TROC will respond will another “UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”. During this you must run away while the TROCer is also distracted. You may also point in the other direction and say “Oh no! my copy of the De Blob 2 is being taken by the evil grandgriss” then the TROCer should look away and then you run like hell.
TROCer: (I enjoy TROC) Normal One: (GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STICKY TROCER!!!!!)
by GoonerKing January 5, 2024
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trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.
"Don't be a trouser noodle."
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trouser hives

A euphemism commonly used for a man’s testicles.
I’ve had so much sex, I’ve got nothing left in the old trouser hives!
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Trouser tits

Balls. Tits but in your trousers.
You've gotta have some real trouser tits to do that
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Trouser mole

"Would you like to see my pimple-headed trouser mole?"
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Tronce

Verb:
To move slowly and heavily, with no real direction of where you’ll end up. Especially when drunk

Past tense - tronced
Current tense - troncing
I didn’t know what went down after the party I just kinda tronced about”
by H8ers gon’ H8. March 27, 2024
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