Crumb tits

1- when you eat snacks and you have crumb all over your chest.
2-Your boobs are as small as a crumb

She has crumb tits.
Look at him eatting all the chips with his crumb ‘tis.

by QueenofDenile March 7, 2018

Bonus crumbs

When you have chunks of crap stick to your crack hair.

While dining out, Jeremy noticed a couple bonus crumbs and decided it was a free snack.

by Stodden June 7, 2025

Crumb Crevasse

Is an anatomical dip in the area of the hand equidistant between the thumb and the index finger, but closer to the wrist, where one may, or may not perform the insufflation of Bread Burmps.

Hugo Ball emptied the remainder of his vial on his crumb crevasse, so he could burmp without using a bill

by AnarchoFeministCommissionofBee December 26, 2009

crumbed

When someone sneezes crumbs at you

dude1: *sneezes*
dude2: Dude you crumbed me right in the face!

by Maimz November 3, 2009

Crumb

1. Someone who is being the worst

"Clare is such a crumb"
"Clare is the worst" "Yeah she's an absolute crumb"

by Beachbabie May 19, 2015

Corporate Crumbs

The minimal amount of money you get busting your ass for a large corporation that ultimately gets 99% of the profit without doing any of the work

Dan-Hey you got 200 dollars on your paycheck this week
Steve-Yeah but it’s just corporate crumbs from working 51 hours.

by The realest99 August 27, 2018

Crumb

A giant turd

I crumbed on ur carpet

by srygrndma October 21, 2018