Fair

It'll be child murder. Perfectly avoidable child murder instigated by a mob and signed off on by a charlatan who was publicly embarrassed SO BADLY that even HIS ENEMIES pity him too much to use it against him.

Hym "Yeah, no I can see that you're making an effort (explicitly) to do something unfair to me. You're not disguising that at all. But what makes it fair is that I can always just defer my suffering to someone else... And then kill myself... And then it's 'Publicly embarrassed charlatan takes revenge by stealing and distributing the work of the guy who embarrassed him which lead to the murder of a little girl.' I mean, you could cover it up but it's so public now we would all just know that that's what happened. But, hey, I guess we know what happened after Jesus died, right? We now know what his apostles did after he was murdered. Blatant denial of reality followed by a cover up. It's the same thing you're doing now!"

by Hym Iam February 20, 2024

Fair-Weather Fan

Fans of the American rock band Falling In Reverse. Band members are lead vocalist Ronnie Radke, lead bassist Max Green, backing guitarist Ron Ficarro, rhythm guitarist Derek Jones and drummer Ryan Seaman.

I love Falling in Reverse, all my friends and I are Fair-Weather Fans.

by kit10_cx May 3, 2016

Cherry fair

The opposite of a sausage fest; a situation in which only women are present or greatly outnumber any amount of men present.

(Upon arriving at a baby shower)
"Ugh, man, this whole thing's such a cherry fair."

by Zoo-bop January 15, 2018

Laissez-faire faveur

When someone offers a favor, but in reality, they want you do the majority of the work.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.

Darius: "The company laid me off, but they are willing to give me a strong recommendation during my job search."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020

Fair enough

You are trying to flirt with someone and they’re dirty but you’d **** them anyway..

fair (adj.)Old form(s): faire
handsome, good-looking, beautiful

Her: What are you wearing? 😂
Him: cloths

dirty cloths
Her: Fair enough

by LizaMae23 June 5, 2022

Fair enough

Shut the fuck up

Hey bro, you need to be accountable for your actions and not do that thing that made things inherently bad all around…

Fair enough!

by Fox-Raven August 23, 2022

Fair trial

A trial run by a judge known to you to testalye from your 14 the year responsible for ruining a career education and childhood The same judge who lied to expell you from school giving your mom cancer

There is no such thing as a fair trial if you're poverty

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022