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Wednesday

1. That one friend that always seems to be obsessing over that game none of your other friends has ever actually played but for some reason they always want you to play it. It's not even your type of game. They just don't want to spoil it for you because it "Has such an interesting plot twist".
2. When somebody is excited about your school half days.
"Y'know, Jess is being a real Wednesday today. Like seriously, what even is OMORI?"
"Guys guys guys! We can watch Swango stream today! It's our favourite half-day, Wednesday!"
by Twilight/Tokonoshi May 16, 2021
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Phuza Wednesday

Said (poo-zah)

As 'phuza' is the traditional zulu term for drink, it follows that 'phuza Wednesday' is the act of drinking (most commonly binge drinking) on a Wednesday night. and can be applied to any night of the week really.

This has become a burgeoning tradition among South African youth, a mini weekend on a wednesday
"Let us go and make a PhuZa wednesday with the Sunday Punchers"
by Rejectco November 23, 2011
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Wednesday

a Wednesday is a beautiful secretary that gives off an incredible aura. She is witty and brash!
"is that a guinea pig crying? no that's Wednesday laughing at her own joke again.
by Spurthi Paruchuri May 26, 2023
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Ashy Wednesday

You shoot load on your partners forehead after fellatio, and drop your cigar ash into puddle. Then use thumb to make sign of the cross with the ashes.
My girlfriend and I celebrated ashy Wednesday last night after a stop at the cigar bar.
by Copperbuckeye February 24, 2024
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Ash Wednesday

Drawing a cross on your partners forehead with a shit tipped dick after anal.
Fucking my girlfriend in the ass is so spiritual for her that I bless her with an Ash Wednesday when I’m done.
by Lildeb830 July 12, 2022
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Wedgie Wednesday

It's wedgie Wednesday..... time for a wedgie
by Cm2255653 January 6, 2025
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Wednesday

The worst fucking day of the week for me. Just everything goes wrong. I don't know why.
Guy 1: Yo, why you so mad?
Guy 2: It's Wednesday.
Guy 1: Okay?
Guy 2: Fuck Wednesdays! Most goofy ahh day of the week.
by AverageAvgeek January 4, 2024
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