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Greasy Wednesday

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.
She gave me a greasy Wednesday behind the Wendys last night.
by TaintYanker October 16, 2025
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Wednesday

1. That one friend that always seems to be obsessing over that game none of your other friends has ever actually played but for some reason they always want you to play it. It's not even your type of game. They just don't want to spoil it for you because it "Has such an interesting plot twist".
2. When somebody is excited about your school half days.
"Y'know, Jess is being a real Wednesday today. Like seriously, what even is OMORI?"
"Guys guys guys! We can watch Swango stream today! It's our favourite half-day, Wednesday!"
by Twilight/Tokonoshi May 16, 2021
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It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening?

ITS WEDNESDAY the 24th of January my dudes!

That means ONE THING and ONE THING only...........

The Lisbon Sun Setters Celebration Party 🎉🎉🎉
But what are the details of "It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening?” I hear you ask:

🏐 Start Time = 5 pm (Bar is open from 4 pm)

🏐Details = There will be MUSIC, FINGER FOOD AND most importantly... it is situated on the ROOFTOP terrace of the Sunset Destination Hostel

🏐Address = Praça Duque da Terceira, 1200-161 Lisboa

Put on your dancing shoes and come and join us for a celebration of the Lisbon sun setters. We have lots to be excited for in 2024 and can’t wait to share it with you all <333
by The Greatest Event of All Time January 24, 2024
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low rage wednesday

the need to keep your anger down mid week, so that you don't kill your co workers.
The doctor, angered by the repetitive questions asked by his staff, took a deep breath, said "its low rage Wednesday" smiled, and walked back in the exam room.
by MA annonymous September 4, 2016
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Phuza Wednesday

Said (poo-zah)

As 'phuza' is the traditional zulu term for drink, it follows that 'phuza Wednesday' is the act of drinking (most commonly binge drinking) on a Wednesday night. and can be applied to any night of the week really.

This has become a burgeoning tradition among South African youth, a mini weekend on a wednesday
"Let us go and make a PhuZa wednesday with the Sunday Punchers"
by Rejectco November 23, 2011
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Wednesday

This is Wednesday. Today
by anonymous March 6, 2021
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No Pork Wednesday

A time where you are not allowed to eat or even touch pork. Pork is not allowed because it is in violations of the rules of the challenge, being derived from Islamic dietary rules.
No Pork Wednesday! I hate pork, so I love it!
by Qorptocx December 12, 2018
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