facebook

verb; meaning to use facebook, to talk with people on facebook, or do whatever it is that you enjoy doing on facebook such as procrastinating homework.
throw it into casual conversation:
"did you facebook yesterday?"
"oh yes i did"
"i enjoy facebooking"
"would you like to facebook with me later?"
"sure"
by pro facebooker March 01, 2010
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ily facebook
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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that highly addictive drug you cant live without,a stalkers dream come true
i gotta check my facebook
by backflip ninja May 24, 2012
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Facebook Silence

Similar to radio silence but with facebook. The process by which you appear offline on facebook chat and check what others have written on your wall but do not reply or do anything that may appear in your news feed. This way, nobody else will know that you were on there.
Tim: Dude, I posted the funniest link on your wall and you never replied.
Mark: Oh yeah, I got that when Linda was really pissed off at me and I decided to go to facebook silence so she didn't know I was there.

Steve: I didn't go to the party last night so went to facebook silence so that people didn't know I sat in on facebook all night. This meant I could later give the charade of having had just as cool a night as the party-goers.

Dave: Dude, I haven't replied to that creepy girl who sits behind us in Chemistry on facebook...so now I have to stay at facebook silence whenever I log on so she doesn't know I'm ignoring her and just thinks I'm ignoring facebook.
by Raving Professor No Legs September 06, 2009
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De-Facebook

The act of removing some person who at one point was a friend with you on The Facebook, because of spite and hate toward the De-Facebooked individual. It could be because that person possesses beat, whack, stupid, or just aggravating qualities. For those who are extremely bitter/hateful multiple correlated or uncorrelated De-Facebookings may occur simultaneously.

Those who have been De-Facebooked are also no longer considered friends in life outside of The Facebook.
Person One: Yo that girl screwed me over hard as hell by saying she would come to our party and didn't show up.
Person Two: Dude the last girl that did that to me got De-Facebooked hard as hell. Plus I De-facebooked her friend too just because she was fat.
by J Prigs December 14, 2007
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Facebook Rufied

The act of finding a random person in your friends list on Facebook that you don't know and who you never remember friend requesting or accepting their friend request.
Max: Yo, you know this guy?
Sean: No. Why?
Max: He posted Happy Birthday on my wall and i have no idea who he is. It's a little creepy, not to mention awkward.
Sean: Sounds like you've been Facebook Rufied bro.
by BigRed444 July 06, 2010
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facebook pose

An "I look so good from this angle" pose that people pull when someone is taking a picture of them that is likely to appear on facebook. Such pictures are usually taken at a concert/party/club, and are posted for no reason other than to make people appear successful popular and like they have a life.
by SYD_girl June 11, 2008
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