vanilla thunder

A well-endowed white male whose size and girth is that of another race. See also, tripod or public defender.

I love my vanilla thunder.

by bored_fan July 07, 2006

Thunder Cunt

A Glorious Thunderstorm in the depths of the cunt. Most known for it's cumstream and flow, but also known to conjure severe orgasmic "thundery-like" sessions upon the occurance of penal entrance of the Thunder Cunt.

i.e.: "That I must say is one fierce Thunder Cunt!"

by Anonymous January 25, 2005

Thunder Dunking

The act of launching a small fat child from eiher a trampoline or diving board onto an older fatter woman, when the two collide the fat claps like thunder.

Hey did you hear Tom took his little brother Thunder Dunking last week?

by Caboose189 July 27, 2011

The Thunder Storm

Sit on a girl's chest and fart as you jizz on her face.

She asked me to make it rain on her, but I raised the bar and gave her The Thunder Storm.

by AstoriaPerson May 14, 2008

thunder arms

noun: Big fatty arms on a relatively skinny girl. See Hilary Duff.

"Man, Hillary Duff would be hot, save for those thunder arms," - Weirdo

"Fuck no, she's nasty." - Normal person

by Geoff L. January 03, 2006

Thunder Cunt

A name given to a an extremely hard-hit shot in football,typically from outside the box, where the ball is hit with the laces so perfectly ,it flies with immense speed that the Goalkeeper has no chance of stopping it.

Also known as a piledriver.

*Tony Yeboah goal for leeds vs Wimbledon 1995*
Fan:OH MY GOD WHAT A THUNDER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!

by Whadayafuckingeyeee May 20, 2018

Mark Thunder

A wonderful children’s writer of such classics as, Dee’s Big Nuts, a tale of Dee’s friends love for her big nuts. The Great Master Baiter, a book described as a, gag gift, but us true Mark Thunder fans know its come from the bottom of his heart.
And finally, Wanna Bone? A true wonder of a story leaving the critics raving.

“ My true love for Mark Thunder should be shared by all.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 23, 2022