Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

The stranger thing

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.

Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??

Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT

Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions

by DonkeyKong Kroger FX January 5, 2018

It's a Jeep Thing

The go to statement Jeep owners use when they can't provide an explanation for their shoddy modifications, constant mechanical failures, lack of driving ability, etc... A truly misguided "they hate us because they ain't us" mentality.

Jeep lifts left front wheel off ground making a right turn into the parking lot.

Guy: "You ever thought of attaching your sway bar links when you're just driving around? You look like you're gonna roll every time you turn.'

Jeep Owner: "It's a Jeep thing, you probably wouldn't understand."

by DCShred96 May 17, 2020

A Good Thing, Actually

1. When a fuck up of historic and epic proportions is described by a politician in the least damaging way to that politician.

2. Explaining a titanic level dumb decision by taking its most logical argument against it and attempting to make it a positive.

We are removing all of our face mask policies in the state, and we feel the loss of life is a good thing, actually, since the deaths will be a boom to the funeral home business.

by Dashboard Friend May 3, 2021

No such thing as Ewan day

Ewan day was created by someone named Ewan who spends all their time on urban dictionary but another person named Ewan will find it and they will celebrate it because they dont know a lot of things on urban dictionary are fake.

Ewan thinks national Ewan day is a thing but Gordy thinks he’s being dum
No such thing as Ewan day!

by Mr I’m so smart and ur not November 26, 2021

Gay Thing of Gayness

See Justin Beiber

You gay thing of gayness! Stop trying to touch my balls!

by Yajirobe June 27, 2010

groove thing

Refers to the "groove" seen when her pants are too tight.

Hot Gossip about "Brit" reports
"The Daily News reports that just hours after allegedly giving Federline the heave-ho, the semi-retired pop starlet burned off steam by shaking her groove thing with some girlfriends at L.A. hotspot LAX"

by Danny dan December 8, 2005