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el coochie virus

make sure you bring a condom you don’t wanna get el coochie virus
by Strawberry_waffles December 17, 2021
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Virus restrictions

When someone tells you that virus restrictions will end, they're usually assuming you think that they will end without you having to fight for it to end.
If the case numbers went up before each executive order on one phase was set to expire, what do people think will happen on the next phase? Another bullshit setback, another bullshit extension of virus restrictions.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus

In addition to being used as a defence mechanism against Pro Trump supporters for telling anti- Trumpers that they have “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” it is far worse than Covid 19, in that there is no known cure for it except using group intervention, deprogramming via electro shock therapy and as a last resort, full frontal labotomy.
Ruby Ellers got called out by her ex-BF Angie Walz as having been infected with Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus after Ruby told Angie that she’s got Trump Derangement Syndrome. Angie & her friends had tried group intervention, but to no avail. So now Angie & her friends are hoping to have Ruby deprogrammed via electro shock therapy. If this doesn’t work, then Angie will call the men in white coats to take poor Ruby away and having Nurse Ratchet and her fellow neurosurgeons perform a full frontal labotomy instead.
by Sanity Crusader August 5, 2022
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Gnostic mind virus

The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.

Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"

It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes

Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025
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Hidweh Virus

The “Hidweh Virus” is a very common disease. To notice if someone has become sick there are 3 things that you could possibly notice.

1. They will post bad takes and have the worst opinion of all time.

2. Everything they post may flop and not reach the view count they wish they could.

3. They will say they’re quitting but post the very next day.
Person 1: *Post Bad Takes*

Person 2: Oh No, The Hidweh Virus
by callmethekishin August 12, 2022
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T-virus

A virus created by Umbrella Corp, a pharmaceutical company that used it as a bio weapon. The T virus is not a virus, rather a strain of virus. It was heavily “upgraded” to make more resistant hosts.

The T virus infects a human in one of these few ways:
1) bitten by an infected host
2) getting stabbed, scratched, cut, sliced,etc.
3) some doctor decides to inject you with it
The T-virus outbreak started in raccoon city in their sewage treatment plant where infected rats infected the rural citizens which spread to a massive outbreak.
1 in a million people had a chance of turning into a “tyrant”. A tyrant was a big and strong version of the normal zombie. There are many types of zombies, the common ones include:

1)lickers: disgusting creatures that don’t have skin and an unusually long tongue
2)hunters: usually mistaken for a zombie but more animal-ish. The hunters were used to hunt survivors with immunity to the T-virus or a capable host to turn into a tyrant.
3)crimson heads: these zombies have a rather crimson skin tone due to their heart pumping blood extremely fast.

Zombies variations were not always human, there are some “dog-zombies”.
Survivor: a zombie just scratched me! What gonna happen to me now!

Smart survivor: You got infected by a T-VIRUS host. The virus will start infecting your cells and slowly infect your brain. You won’t die, you won’t be undead, even if your brain dies or your heart stops, you will continue living. Depending on which T-Virus host bit you, you will transform into that.

Survivor: what?

Smart survivor: Nigga you gon’ Turn to zombie and eat brains so I gotta shot your head.

Survivor: oh
by Duckyfy21 August 12, 2019
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