The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.
by mickdoodlesby March 01, 2016
To have sexual intercourse with someone who is a 10 on the attractive scale when you yourself are a 5 or lower
by Swiggster23 January 28, 2015
Whats Emo unicorn?
by NotDankquan February 22, 2019
by jkrock569 August 24, 2011
1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny' was born, and brought "marijuana" into the universe. "When thy shalt smoke this 'Joint' you shall have holy things run through thy brain." They also beleived that the Unicorn of Destiny fucked the virgin mary, when she was super duper high. And his son is Jesus. Jesus only beleived he was the son of god because he was a crack baby! Now a days groups of people gather in large groups known as "Herb Circles" or "Dude, let's get high" and smoke marijuana cigarretes... Reefers (By the way we never said the unicorn had died)
2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
1. Weed.... Bitch... Unicornism Religion
2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion
The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion
The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?
Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
by The Unicorn of Destiny March 29, 2009
When a heterosexual couple searches for a bisexual woman (or sohrab) to be the third in a three person relationship.
by notsohrab69 February 23, 2022
When you urinate while experiencing an erection, causing a stream of piss to go straight up in the air.
Rich woke up with morning wood, but had to piss so bad he went Chinese Unicorn rather than jerk off first.
by Sheetz February 12, 2013