Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Hallucinogenic Lizards

A tribe of savage lizards that have only been observed in the wild by psilocybin tripp'n junkies.

Hallucinogenic Lizards are swarming Scarlett Johansson's Bum.

by Shougo July 19, 2024

Non-descript Giant Lizard

A Non-Descript Giant Lizard is what a movie/animation studio shits out when they want to put Godzilla in but want none of the hassle.

Person1: OH GOD IT'S GODZILLA
Person2: It's actually a Non-Descript Giant Lizard because we don't want to deal with copyright but we should still run like it's Godzilla.
Person1:
Person2:
Person1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by devadVcXdevchanix May 3, 2025

Lizard

A straight man that occupies a job that is typically held by a women and considered a feminine role.

I don’t tip male waiters. Go lay some shingles you lizard!

by Chuckondeeznutz August 15, 2025

grant lizard

A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.

That PhD student just got trapped by a grant lizard.

by A_real_scientist_ June 14, 2018

lizard robot

Zucc

Guy 1: woah dude, i think Mark Zuckerberg is looking at me through my web camera.
Guy 2: Don't you mean that lizard robot?
*Before they could say anything they both get zucced by the FBI.*

by Loulou726 June 24, 2018

Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy and does anything for a ride

Get off the atv you mud lizard

by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020