On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can
by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 11, 2024
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Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.
Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.
by Mdubs87 November 03, 2011
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landon big strong

landon wilson better known as landon big strong is not gay
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landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand
-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand
by estoy fukin him October 04, 2023
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landon leslie

He is most likely headed straight to the my 600 pound life show unless something changes. He will take you food and take everything you have if you are not careful. he resembles and elephant or a sumo wrestler
landon leslie looks like el chapo
by landonthekoolkat September 09, 2019
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Landon Hodges

A medium sized human that tends to lurk around corners. This being can be seen procrastinating all of their Social Studies assignments with their partner in crime. They are described as a medium sized male with dark-black hair.
Landon Hodges is a idiotic name for a human.
by Simbason June 14, 2023
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landon shelley

Landon is an AMAZING person and he is cute, sweet, handsome, romantic, and so much more. He’s friendly to anyone he meets but if you do him wrong that’s on you. Everyone deserves a Landon, but don’t get mad if he’s already taken by the love of his life, let them be.
Example: Omg Landon Shelley is so cute. I wish he was mine, then i’d Really be treated right!
by Sportylife12345 January 08, 2019
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