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Landon

Hey Landon, I know this is weird but I love you and will you marry me?
I love you Landon and l all ways will
by Lilly_bugg November 24, 2021
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Landon

Really cool and awesome guy who is honestly just really cool with long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes and he’s just really cool and great at wake skimming and his cock and balls are huge just absolutely massive
“Landon is perfect
by Landon234 October 4, 2020
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landon james

landon james. he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, he is so nice, caring, funny, and talented. he is there when you need him and he’s a very loyal person.
get yourself a landon james, but don’t you dare take mine!
by craig the popsicle January 5, 2019
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Landon

The ugliest not ugly but ugly but isnt ugly person
by pp el caca land November 19, 2023
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Landon

he’s the hottest guy you’ll ever meet he’s got a 16 inch long dick and most likely he’ll be dating a pumpkin.
“Landon is hot as fuck.”
by Abraham Lincoln’s Wife June 15, 2021
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Landon Everette Pillatzki

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him
by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023
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Landon Special

I pulled a Landon Special with a girl last night. I just couldn't finish.
by wildhogtmoboner May 12, 2025
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