clit goblin

A bull dyke who flocks to gay bars seeking any sort of vaginal intimacy from another bull dyke.

Dyke 1 : I saw Lisa at "Diva's" last night

Dyke 2 : I KNOW! she is quite the clit goblin

by Aero the Sparrow January 7, 2006

Pussy Goblin

One who craps on cats.

Alexis Lojek

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

ass goblin

A little green alien thing that lives amidst in your bunghole and dwells on flatuelence (farts) and anything that's left. Also like a disease that acurres when you don't clean yourself too well.

Damn man that ass goblin of mine is starting to irritate me.

by Lewis316 March 22, 2004

Penis Goblin

Creature that loves the cock and makes a "Bluh Bluh Bluh" sound.

Mike is such a penis goblin when he runs around looking for dick going "Bluh Bluh Bluh".

by TheDefinitionOfAwesome September 16, 2010

Pants Goblin

N. A person who always wears shorts every single day. A person who wears shorts even when it is cold.

It was 20 degrees but he still had on shorts because he was a Pants Goblin.

by Cowkiller12345 January 12, 2010

tunnel goblin

a man who enjoys his rim being tongued

See that guy over there in the leotard? He's a real tunnel goblin.

by Flatch June 30, 2006

Goblin Angles

Similar to myspace angles, except much more hideous in real life and resembles an actual goblin. Subjects who utilize goblin angles are also prone to eating children, hanging out under bridges, and riddles.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see that chicas myspace? She is fine as hell.

Bro 2: Hellz yah bro! Chestbump!

Regular guy: Guys...have you seen her yet? Totally a gobbo. She's got the goblin angles goin like mad. Might as well call her Smeagol.

by SammyBee August 19, 2008