by Red Hot with anger October 7, 2017
Get the DROP DEAD FREDmug. 
Worker 1: Oh no Greg is at it again.
Worker 2: Is it the Filthy Fred?
Worker 3: Dats hot.
Teacher 1: SAM!
Sam: No!
Worker 2: Is it the Filthy Fred?
Worker 3: Dats hot.
Teacher 1: SAM!
Sam: No!
by Chicken Nugget Flipper November 24, 2021
Get the Filthy Fredmug. Fred was once a simple boy, not wanting much more than a bunch of friends to hang around with. Fred was so obsessed with wanting more friends, that he started to buy them from other people!
Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.
After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.
Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.
Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.
After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.
Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.
by salad bar ho April 1, 2017
Get the fredmug. by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021
Get the Freds dadmug. Fred Weasley's Wife is a wonderful girl named Hayden Kosto. She is beautiful and she deserves Fred, Fred deserves her too.
Hayden is amazing but she doesn't think that she is, but she definitely is ♡
Hayden is amazing but she doesn't think that she is, but she definitely is ♡
by simpforginnyweasley April 10, 2021
Get the Fred Weasley's Wifemug. by Planet Rob June 16, 2017
Get the Mental Fredmug.