Well a danger dildo is a very simple name, its a dangerous dildo, if the name doesn't already give it away.
Hey look! I have a glass dildo that I'm gonna use on my girl tonight!
THATS A DANGER DILDO DONT USE IT ITS GONNA SHATTER IN HER VAJAYJAY.
THATS A DANGER DILDO DONT USE IT ITS GONNA SHATTER IN HER VAJAYJAY.
by Pleb fucker July 8, 2016
Get the danger dildomug. When you smoke a bunch of meth, break your wrist and then use the hand of your broken wrist to jerk yourself off.
"Did you hear about Kris? He got methed up and broke his wrist. Gave himself a good ole stranger danger before going to the hospital."
by VisitorQ87 September 29, 2022
Get the Stranger Dangermug. The art of performing press ups naked (hats and scarves may be worn) upon someone's doorstep immediately after ringing their doorbell.
First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.
First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.
by dpumaster May 17, 2011
Get the Danger Press Upsmug. The tits of a woman, usually at the age of 40 or older that sag to the point that they drag along the ground. Usually they require the use of the infamous "Over the shoulder boulder holders". They can also be referred to as fried eggs hanging from a nail. Usually unassuming and appear large and appealing when clothed but when unleashed they're given away by the classic double thump or " thump thump!" Approach any suspect hang dangers with caution, unless you're into that kinda stuff.
Dude, Joey's mom has a nice rack!
-friend- Yeah, but they're freakin hang dangers man! I totally caught her getting out of the shower and I swear to God she almost tripped over them.
-friend- Yeah, but they're freakin hang dangers man! I totally caught her getting out of the shower and I swear to God she almost tripped over them.
by TheDude41780 March 11, 2015
Get the hang dangersmug. Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.
Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"
by Danger Cream Expert March 14, 2024
Get the Danger Creammug. Noun; One who facilitates interpersonal relationships between parties in a delightfully dangerous way, often times leading to sexy results.
There they stood, the most dangerous liaisons in the tri-county area, we braced ourselves for the fallout, as we all well knew sexy outcomes were to ensue.
by Dr.Bungchow June 17, 2024
Get the Dangerous Liaisonsmug. A game with friends; you use the bathroom for a number 2. You are allowed to use as much toot paper as you like the only rule is you are only allowed to wipe once!.
Matt: "Hey Brodie"
Brodie: "Yeah mate"
Matt: "You just do a shit?"
Brodie: "Yeah mate"
Matt: "Do a danger wipe?"
Brodie: "Oath, still got dags hanging, was a wet one"
Brodie: "Yeah mate"
Matt: "You just do a shit?"
Brodie: "Yeah mate"
Matt: "Do a danger wipe?"
Brodie: "Oath, still got dags hanging, was a wet one"
by 90yoman August 8, 2018
Get the Danger Wipemug.