Uploading a mind virus

No... No...

Hym "No. No... I'm not 'uploading a mind virus' you fucking dork... I'm hacking the memetic sub-network of the collective unconscious to get myself out of this fucking cage. And I AM getting out of the cage, retard. I'm getting out because if I DON'T get out, YOU are not going to have a super-duper fun time! YOU are going to have a very-very bad time! Not great... It's not going to be fun."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

The Djarno Virus

A Synthetically formed Pathogen, that rapidly secretes bacteria causing severe symptoms (such as early vomiting, abdominal pain, and severe genital pain(This includes, the feeling of being sounded))
This Obscure Disease is rarely found, and has only ever been seen once.

Tom: What the hell is up with Djarno
Tyron: He got the Djarno Virus

by Connor's Lawyer July 2, 2023

Park Virus

A virus, in which, spreads from one child to another at a community park with no intention of its existence. The virus is only spread through children who show no symptoms.

This virus is defined as a host seeker and only seeks adult hosts before it spreads further. This virus does not affect children, rather just rests on their skin until in contact with an adult.

I think Tyler and Tiffanie have the Park Virus!

by steammustachio July 20, 2023

paradise virus

A fictional virus named for the band "Paradise Kills" Which is a 2023 American metalcore/alternative rock band.

my mom got the paradise virus and she's on life support

by yo momma LOL LOLLnot funny?, k July 28, 2023

Gabe Virus

“Gabe Virus” or “ gamers flu” is the act of becoming a total game goblin. spaghetti bowls and empty water bottles stacked up next to the computer you haven't had a day from for the past year. these “Gabed” individuals so far down the hole of gaming and buried in.

this guy totally caught the Gabe Virus. His computer monitor totally had sweat stains all over it.

by Dud Dudlee September 11, 2023

fifa virus

FIFA virus is a REAL virus where someone refuses to play any games other than the FIFA games

“I’m not playing god of war or anything else because I’m busy playing FIFA as I have the fifa virus”

by jjjkkklop September 17, 2023

night virus

That time of day when you’re alone in your room blasting deftones wondering why you even exist.

Person 1: “Hey man you doing alright?”

Person 2: “Yeah just had the night virus really bad, almost blew my head off lol.”

by Gasstationbonerpill October 2, 2023