Mob Tube

Mob Tube is a place where overweight, over 40, small penis having men, and overweight old angry no dick getting women all convene together to yell and scream about who hurt who's fee fees the worst. Most spend their nights doing marathon live streams and bitch and moan about who's fee fees were hurt worst.

Hey I was watching mob Tube and seen old men yelling at old ladies.

by Brutally Brittany July 09, 2023

Tube Proof

Noun - Video evidence to prove a point or fact, generally hosted on the Youtube website.

Two girls did WHAT with one cup?! Sorry bro, but I'm going to need some Tube Proof before I believe that one.

by DasCoconut December 15, 2010

Tube Noob

Someone who can't ride on the train properly and keep on falling into other people.

on the tube
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob

by Ruberducky June 10, 2010

Blue Tubes

The female equivalent of blue balls

My boyfriend can’t last long enough in bed, and now I have blue tubes.

by Sailey Bchroeter January 05, 2019

Cigar tubing

The anal discomfort felt after taking a huge dump that prevents you from sitting comfortably.

I took a huge dump at the funeral home and didn't give my butthole enough time to close. I was cigar tubing the whole way to work.

by JB_57 February 24, 2017

Pasta tubed

When you get so drunk you end up on a drive way throwing up whole pieces of pasta.

Elle was so pasta tubed last night!

by Deanyounger June 18, 2014

Pee-tube

A penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year. Masturbation does not count. It must have been deep in a pussy, with or without a condom. It is only been used to pee.

OMG! Why is your pee-tube showing, it not like anyone going to use it.

by AlwaysGloris June 04, 2018