Toaster Sploogel

A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.
"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"
by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019
mugGet the Toaster Sploogelmug.

toaster

a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)
don't touch my szechuan sauce you old toaster !
by deskglobe April 6, 2022
mugGet the toastermug.

Toaster

an incubator providing a controlled environment for the care and protection of premature or unusually small babies.
“Hey, congratulations, I heard your baby got out of the toaster yesterday
by Namedtoby March 10, 2020
mugGet the Toastermug.

Toaster

Given to a cis-gender female who has had a sexual relation, particularly coitus, with four or more penis-havers from the same collegiate fraternity.
Brother Chad was interested in this sorority girl, but I told him he would owe her a toaster if he proceeded.
by jorgenitales November 8, 2022
mugGet the Toastermug.

Toaster

An object, while plugged in, is perfect for the safety of a child, while it is in the bathtub.
Baby *crying*

Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in

Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*
by fedora_the_explorer May 8, 2021
mugGet the Toastermug.

Drive-by Toaster Strudel

Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.
"Yo I just gave that bitch Karen a drive-by toaster strudel!"
by Loaft June 9, 2018
mugGet the Drive-by Toaster Strudelmug.

Toaster

That man is a toaster
by Bigblackguy23 March 9, 2025
mugGet the Toastermug.

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