potato shoes

Hella gansta moccasins that nike came out with in the 90's. They're named potato shoes because of the lumpy shape of the leather. They are by far the most comfortable shoe on the planet earth. They just came out again recently on nikesportswear.com so go check them out and buy a sack (of potatoes).

Potato shoes
E-Dawg:
"Potato shoes are da treds bre"

Gangsta from the neighborhood:
"Straight up!"

POTATO SHOES!

by Dr.ed October 18, 2010

soft-shoe

A large, black genius who crushes anybody who dares to appose him. Also, a potential cult-leader.

Tom: Did you see that soft-shoe on "Hannity and Colmes" last night?

Mike: Yeah! He made that doctor look like the thin-skinned, low-rent faggot he is!

by Rodney McDicklicker April 16, 2007

duck shoe

A brown penny-loafer with mold growing on the toe, sharing much the same color scheme as a mallard.

Hey man, your loafer is looking a little green on the end, it's starting to look like a duck shoe.

by Poop DeDoop November 1, 2008

Skadden shoes

ugly black Kenneth Cole shoes, probably square-toed with metal buckles, preferably worn with white socks; preferred footwear of clueless, douchey strivers in law school

Look at that striver with his rollie bag, big firm gear, gunner behavior in class, wearing those ugly Skadden shoes!

by I'm probably JBD January 13, 2009

unisex shoes

Male shoes that in contact with the floor produce a high frequency sound typically associated with female high-hill shoes. Also called female-shoes-worn-by-a-male.
When used at work (especially in IT crowds), the unisex shoes can induce between office mates the stiff neck sensation due to frequent head turnings in the hope of a female presence.

Jack, turning his head: Check this hot babe passing by in 5,4,3...damn it, I've told Richard not to wear those unisex shoes! False alarm, guys!

by pardaillan February 21, 2011

red shoe

pertaining to or resembling any activity deemed akin to cheesy "soft core" porn. Comes from "The Red Shoe Diaries"

This girl last night wanted me to dress up like a cop! Man, she was so red shoe!!!

by Qper August 9, 2006

honk-shoe

Refers to a movie so boring it makes you fall asleep. "Honk-shoe" is an onomatopoeic term for snoring. It was first introduced by Tom Servo in the MST3K episode Killer Shrews.

"Stargate was a real honk-shoe."

by Jacob Oost October 20, 2007