Sea cadets

Bunch of wannabe soldiers eother beinh forced to attend or have such sad lives hey choose to go.

Wow sea cadets are honestly full of future nonce cunts

by _._.Floop._._ July 24, 2019

Sea Monkey

White douchebags on spring break. So called due to them resembling mindless seamonkeys while floating in the hotel pool drinking the cheapest, nastiest drinks. Can't afford to drink anywhere else because they dropped out of high school.and are stuck in shit jobs. Claim to be from New York despite living in Jersey. Generally are fucking shit for brain retards.

Frat boy from a fourth tier university with little career prospects. "Whoa look at that pool full of sea monkeys"

by Shion D March 17, 2008

sea biscuit

the act of releasing stool into a body of water and leaving it there to float

" Dude, it's way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. You might want to get out of here."

by akripke February 24, 2008

sea-ock

when in a work environment where saying cock would get a person in trouble, this is a synonym for cock

i hate that guy sometimes, he acts like such a sea-ock

by natgaspunk July 31, 2006

sea rat

a soaking wet cat.

Jack Woods looked like a little sea rat last night.

by AndreJohnson80 October 6, 2011

Sea Worlding

The act of resting your testicles on a sexual partner's chin while they kneel in front of you. This is analogous to a Sea World seal balancing a ball on its nose only not quite as heinous.

Bro 1: Dawg, Tell me everything. How was it?

Bro 2: On fleek, man. We were sea worlding for like a half hour.

by Thurnis Haleyyy October 19, 2014

Dead Sea

1. Male Infertility.

2. When a man's reproductive organs, especially the testicles, produce little to no semen, they can be referred to as a "Dead Sea" (as in a Dead Semen Producer).

1. The man's semen is like the Dead Sea: no sperm fishes can live in it.

2. Jill was hoping Dick's dick would explode, but instead she discovered Dick's dick was a Dead Sea.

3. Mary: "I feel bad for Jessica, she can't have kids with Albert's Dead Sea"

Joe: "Well, on the other hand, you can feel good for Albert: thanks to that DEAD SEA of his, he can sleep around without a condom".

by Jackette55 November 24, 2009