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White douchebags on spring break. So called due to them resembling mindless seamonkeys while floating in the hotel pool drinking the cheapest, nastiest drinks. Can't afford to drink anywhere else because they dropped out of high school.and are stuck in shit jobs. Claim to be from New York despite living in Jersey. Generally are fucking shit for brain retards.
Frat boy from a fourth tier university with little career prospects. "Whoa look at that pool full of sea monkeys"
by Shion D March 17, 2008
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