An aged but well maintained car, generally from the 1980s, that has been bought cheaply and lovingly restored to its former glory. Rusty Monkeys are typically bought cheaply (for less than £500) and restored to take part in charitable events, races, meetings or just for the fun of it.
Typical and popular Rusty Monkeys include the Audi Quattro, the old-style Ford Escort, the Ford Scorpio, the Trans Am and the original police Panda cars like the Ford Anglia.
by bravebrian November 21, 2010
Get the Rusty Monkeymug. Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.
by Non Urban July 11, 2009
Get the Rusty Humphriesmug. n. When a younger homosexual man is penetrated from both ends (e.g. spitroasted) by two considerably older gentlemen.
"Bruce and Peter sure gave Steve the ol' rusty rainbow Friday night at Cameron's Audrey Hepburn party. I heard they broke the handicapped toilet bar and were snorting crushed viagra off Steve's back!"
by dcdenizen May 8, 2016
Get the Rusty rainbowmug. When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, then sticks his penis in her pussy(while she's on her rag), and finishes by cumming in her throat.
When losing everthing to crack, and having glazed dick-resin on your chest wasn't bottom enough, we gave that whore a Rusty Pelican.
by The Resinators August 31, 2013
Get the Rusty Pelicanmug. "Dude, last night after we went to dinner, we went back to my place and she gave me a rusty knocker"
by Dank Ass Nerd December 21, 2015
Get the rusty knockermug. by Prince merkin November 12, 2018
Get the Rusty chainmug. When you're motorboating a girl and you proclaim "I am not a crook" before vomiting all over her chest.
by queuedrizzlequeuedrizzle May 25, 2017
Get the Rusty Nixonmug.