Pinch and Squint

The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.

I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).

by ZHoff May 25, 2012

Pinching your tamale

Rubbing one out. Whacking of ones winky. Masturbation station

Damn it Billy for the love of God stop pinching your tamale at work!

by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021

2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

Pinching Her Lip

When a girl pinches her lip she is sending a signal to someone that she is sexually frustrated/Horny

Tony: Did you see Veronica pinching her lip today at me during lunch?

Bob: yeah man shes must be sexually frustrated

by esteban julio ricardo dela ros December 28, 2016

grinches pinched a little before easter

the greench crook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he stole christianafrendship

grinches pinched a little before easter

by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023

Piggy Pinch

Taking a little more than you should.

I only meant to take one cookie from the jar, but I couldn't resist a piggy pinch and ended up taking two.

I offered my friend some of my chocolate bar, but he ended up piggy-pinching half of the bar.

The word Piggy Pincher can be used as a more friendly way of saying greedy. Hey piggy pincher, don't eat all my chocolate!

by UKDaynes May 5, 2024

Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

by turd_muffin November 10, 2017