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Pumpkin Head

A person who thinks that if they put a pumpkin on their head, they will look cold.
These people are usually known to be seen with Doll Kissers.
"I saw that Pumpkin Head with that Doll Kisser the other day. They opened up their own shop."

"Ryan is such a Pumpkin Head."
by Stephanie Lynn8190 October 29, 2008
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Pumpkin Doodle

Is a cat.
did you see that pumpkin doodle? yeah i thought it was chasing a mouse!
by Masa Quanda October 8, 2012
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Pumpkin Patch

(VERB)

The act of
(A) Obtaining a pumpkin
(B) Drilling multiple holes into the pumpkin (of various size) - perhaps carving them out
(C) Heating the pumpkin (via microwave or oven)
and then
(D) Having a large group of men attempt to patch the holes of the pumpkin with their respective penises.

Alas: A pumpkin patch.

(NOUN)

- A gathering of males attempting to patch the holes of a carved pumpkin with their penises.
- A group of scrubs
(VERB)

Martin: "Yo kewlkid987 - spawn camping is prohibited on this server."
Steve: "What is this, a pumpkin patch server?"

(NOUN)

Bill: "Hey Joe, how did you like the midnight release of the new Call of Duty?"
Joe: "At first it had some perks, but it ended up becoming the usual pumpkin patch like every other one of these midnight releases."
by NapoleonBonrhrd November 9, 2013
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Pumpkin Nigger

Ed Sheeran: Exists
Me: Hey there, pumpkin nigger!
by Grandmasterfuck November 8, 2020
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Smashing Pumpkins

People who are caucasian and in the Crips gang
Yeah, those white fools over there are Smashing Pumpkins, they down, don't front.
by Dan May 21, 2003
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Thats pumpkin

Homestar's new "Seriously"
Shh... baby strong sad is sleeping...
by Redlen September 24, 2004
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Pumpkin Bedtime

The early bedtime observed by exemplary white guys in order to avoid "pumkinfication" and other undesirable consequences (e.g. fistapalooza)
Sax Mhaffer's pumpkin bedtime is 11:30pm.
by Julian_Chanco June 23, 2011
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