The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024
she is the most beautiful, gorgeous girl you will ever see. you can get lost in her eyes in seconds, and every moment with her is amazing. she is also so kind and sweet and has a perfect personality. she is every guys dream girl and you would be lucky to have a girl like her.
by brilover77 February 21, 2021
she is the most beautiful, gorgeous girl you will ever see. you can get lost in her eyes in seconds, and every moment with her is amazing. she is also so kind and sweet and has a perfect personality. she is every guys dream girl and you would be lucky to have a girl like her.
by brilover77 February 21, 2021
OMG its Mitchell Brophy
by mikey546789fiocvyty December 29, 2011
Usually not hung
Scared of older women but usually sexually attracted to young people
Means the same as peado
Scared of older women but usually sexually attracted to young people
Means the same as peado
by eudhwuiedhuiq April 17, 2018
Courtney Mitchell has soft velvet red hair.
by europopian September 20, 2009
by animeuwulover123 April 25, 2021