Chicken loaf

That thick fluorescent green phlegm you hock up that tastes like chicken loaf. It's universal; everyone gets it
"i've never eaten chicken loaf before.. "
Barks a chesty cough and hocks up thick green gollie

"but I feel like I don't need to to know what it tastes like"
Spits impressive gollie in small container to keep aside for visiting Mongolian friend who will appreciate a good loaf of chicken
by Samibee11 December 09, 2018
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loaf of ugles

A way to say someone is hideous in a cute way.
"I know he's your boyfriend and all, but he is a loaf of ugles."
by Merpface March 19, 2014
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punk loaf

A person that tends to over step in matters that don’t concern them with a total and utter lack of thought into how the opposing person would perceive the action, gesture or question/statement. But truley it is a nick name for someone who overthinks shit that is just the way things should be…
When you ask a close friend to do a favor for you and apologize or act like it’s a big deal? When that person and yourself and family go over and beyond on a daily to support love and help in anyway shape or form that is when it could be construed that you are in fact a punk loaf
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Meef Loaf

Meat loaf that has been queefed upon nightly for a week.
Would you like a slice of Karen's delectable meef Loaf?
by Poopy butt distraction February 02, 2023
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Chilling on a Loaf

For instance trky, your girl is chilling on a loaf while you talk to stef!
by WeberOnALoaf May 12, 2024
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fucked the loaf

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.
Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?
by Howboycat December 24, 2017
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cranberry loaf

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...
Yo, Dan just left a cranberry loaf in the guest bathroom...
by Joker078 December 18, 2017
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