Cocoon County

A place where coons reside.

I love the white man, i'm from cocoon county.

by IG: 1dbtheplug March 31, 2022

county goggles

A person who is not attractive is seen as hot at Martin County high school bc there are no "hot" people.

Dude 1: "she bad"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"

by grantice November 19, 2021

Putnam County

Corn

If you can see corn for miles, it must be Putnam County

by CallmedaddybecauseIbangyourmom September 5, 2021

Wakulla County

A very small redneck community, just south of NoWhere. The only things to do in Wakulla are to go huntin', fishin', and sometimes hangin out at the local Walmart. Wakulla is not receptive of the nerdier types, but the social classes of teenagers generally accept whores and/or sluts. Seriously, if you value your virginity don't come here.

Wakulla County- home to everything you want to avoid.

by Amelia Cumberbatch July 20, 2011

Johnson County

Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.

That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.

by cole April 17, 2005

orange counties

a slang term for the drug oxycontin.

Hey whats up with them Orange counties?

by magicmark April 3, 2007

fairfield county

According to a recent report the lower coastal section is richest region in America. This uptight, horrible area has towns like New Canaan, Westport and Darien where the cops pull you over for anything. Homes under 2.5M are nothing special and just look like regular homes. The place isnt normal!

dont move here unless you want to compete with everyone about who has more

by get me outta heree May 8, 2005