Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.
Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.
Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!
by subinsbf March 18, 2018
Get the Hanse’s Closetmug. Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. by Camiashit May 22, 2021
Get the in the closet gaymug. A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.
by Tramov February 12, 2009
Get the Closet-Goblinmug. A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.
I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!
by WebstersXXX January 10, 2015
Get the Closet Poptartmug. Someone who, when having a private conversation on a cell phone, will move into the nearest closet to talk, instead of holding off the conversation for a later time. These people should be made fun of and ridiculed as much as possible while in said closet.
Kris thought his conversation with his girlfriend was so important, being a closet caller, he ran into the closet thinking nobody would hear it.
by PDuckWin May 22, 2010
Get the Closet Callermug. The person everyone loves to fuck but no one admits to it. The one that never gets introduced to friends or relatives. Is frequently taken out and played with but never discussed.
by MizGided July 25, 2022
Get the closet whoremug.