Crash

(The name) Crash is a person who thinks they are more emo and edgy than they actually are, they have a lot of friends but dont think so, is obsessed with music and probably has a long complex gender identity and sexuality

I heard somewhere that Crash can play 7 instruments!

Crash goes through books like a fat cat through food

by CrashmasterB November 27, 2017

crash course bitch

Another way to call someone a practice girl, not typically hot, not typically great, but similar to that pack of meat that's cheaper than the other it'll have to do.

Damn yo she was a crash course bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Crashing

Matty's driving in GTA

You're crashing every time

by PotNoodles December 27, 2022

Crash Dummy

Someone who puts themselves in a lose lose situation. In other words, someone who decides to pursue a single baby momma.

Person 1: My girlfriend won't stop talking about her baby daddy
Person 2: Who's fault was that? You're the crash dummy for getting with a single mom. You never win.

by latrelljennings October 3, 2025

Crash Out

To be forced to watch FSU Football

I was watching FSU play Virginia and I could not help but crash out.

by SadChief21 September 26, 2025

Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

Crash

To sleepover or spend a few nights.

I need somewhere to crash while the house drys out

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 4, 2020