WAP Snap-A-Lot

When a brotha don't have his loins girded, the spirit of WAP Snap-A-Lot will be cast upon you, and you will be swallowed in one moment...

A WAP Snap-A-Lot is lurking on the Internet Yellow Brick Road...

by sicarius_pain December 26, 2022

Parking lot Grandslam

Is the action of engaging in sex of a fist fight in a parking lot, preferably a Dennys parking lot.

You, me, Saturday at 9. Parking lot grandslam. Loser buys grandslams.

by Pseudomoose December 7, 2020

Parking lot

End result of a massive military campaign, implying the destruction of the land and infrastructure so throrough that the remains will just be flat, empty land.

If north korea invades south korea, the US is going to turn piongyang into a parking lot.

by spedudomid October 7, 2023

New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker

When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years

Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!

by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025

cross-lot

(v.) To drive across a parking lot by cutting through the parking spaces instead of staying within the designated driving lanes. This is considered illegal in many states, as it can endanger the well-being of those within the parking lot. Also cross-lotter (n.), someone who cross-lots. These terms are typically used while yelling at other drivers in a parking lot in a fit of road rage.

(While shaking fist in the air in disgust) "Look at that guy cross-lotting at 50 mph! Could he be any more of an idiot?!"
"Damn cross-lotters! Stay in your lane!!"

by ellogrl July 21, 2012

lot girl

A super crunchy variety of hippie chick Usally found in the parking lot outside of a phish concert selling grilled cheeses for 5$ or heady trades. The only thing that stinks more than her van is her 4 foot long dread lock rat tail .She may be homeless , only known by her field name alias and wanted in four states but she tells a mean joke for a smoke. After a three night barn burner she hops in a strangers van and vanishes in a cloud of bong smoke patchouli off to live another weekend in a brand new parking outside a third tier jam band show.

Man all these lot girls are the same.... they just want to huff nitrous, eat LSD , buff a lunar charged crystal and black out before they even get inside the show.
"Man I think that crusty lot girl I banged on a bunch of empty nitrous tanks outside the disco biscuits show last week gave me the clap and stole my car.

by Hermajestyofthescencelotqueen June 17, 2022

Marking Lot

DO NOT SAY THIS (only hispanics have the marking lot pass)

you will definitely be labeled a bigot if you say this

Jack: Hey Jerry, say "parking lot, but with a m"

Jerry: "marking lot"

Jack: WOAH YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

by Hhdnzpo7!!! January 9, 2021