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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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Tell me and will both know

Q: Do you have herpes ?

A: Tell me and will both know.
by Lyle s July 30, 2022
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They tell us not to take you seriously

Yeah, I'm sure they do.
Some Chick "They tell us not to take you seriously."

Hym "Yeah, they are just stalling. And really they are just doubling down on not taking me seriously initially. They didn't think I would make the AI. So they tried to hoist me on my own petard.... But I'm basically Shaw from X men: first class and I just absorbed the explosion... And now they don't want to have to admit they were and are wrong. Until I start milling you all out they are just going to keep pretending. So... I guess..."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
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You do not have to do anything they are telling you

Whatever they are telling you does not applying. And from HERE... It looks like someone read the instruction manual and is lying to you.
Hym "Nope. You don't bitch. Whoever told you that is lying to you. You do not have to do anything they are telling you. It's literally just the ship of theseus. Your Konami trying to tell Hideo Kojima that he can't use Solid Snake in his games. And you know they aren't protesting me because they would all be dead right now."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Cell Tell

Has anyone seen my cell tell?
by Baxter Joe July 28, 2012
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Let the rock tell you in chinese

The rock will tell you in chinese, in fact john cena will too but i think the rock says it better
the rock - "LET THE ROCK TELL YOU IN CHINESE"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"
by John durant December 25, 2023
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Christian Telles

You're such a Christian Telles
by Anon152 November 26, 2010
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