Taylor Swift

Rat-faced, terrible singer, incredibly fake.

Taylor Swift.

by kayada13 March 31, 2010

Taylor High School

A piece of shit school that is washed up of annoying preps and wanna-be scenes. Taylor High School otherwise known as THS has a terrible football team and a shortage of cute guys. Taylor is a terrible school and full of backstabbers and people who don't give a fuck.

Taylor High School is the worst school ever.

by Jdjdh August 6, 2011

Taylor Swift

Overrated, overexposed grown woman who can't get over her long-gone high school days. Claims to be a "country" singer when she's from Pennsylvania and her songs are nothing but manufactured pop music made for radio, with a bit of banjo and fake country twang thrown in here and there.

Strums the same chords over and over, has an average voice, and mediocre writing abilities which mainly focus on boys and what not. But because of her ability to dazzle gullible tweens with her sparkly prom dresses, catchy tunes, and overly innocent, vanilla persona, she has moved on to fooling the general masses into thinking she is a gift to the music world.

But alas, people will inevitably get sick of her being forced down their throats. She will eventually be embroiled in some sort of scandal as she is actually bat-shit crazy in reality, and her career will come spiraling down into oblivion. Kanye West will then be known as Prophet Kanye for seeing and warning us all of this before it happened.

Ten years from now:
Romeo Butkiss: Hey, did you see that "Where Are They Now?" episode last night?

Juliet Vomitus: Yeah! That Taylor Swift broad with the squinty eyes who peaked too fast was on there. She's divorced now and living with her 13 cats in Stumptoe, Arkansas.

by isisnyc November 23, 2009

taylor brady

usually a blonde girl.

name orginates from scotland.

if you ever meet a taylor you will want to straight away be her friend they are usually attractive in the arse area.

DUDE 1. oh my god, look at taylor brady's backside!

DUDE 2. im not looking at her backside im looking at her frontside.

by chicks and dudes January 7, 2009

Talore

A nickname for someone lucky enough to be named Taylor. Her perverted mind matches that of any mortal except that of her sensei, Schumms. Sometimes slow to learn but makes up for it with an exellent wit as sharp as a knife. Not shy about talking about sensitive subjects such as masterbation and such. An excellent friend and born with pure awesumness in her veins shes basically just like another guy except for well you know the boobs and the pussy.

Matt: Dude Talore just burned you hardcore.

Kevin: Ouch, ima guna go cry in the corner...

Talore: YOU JUST GOT SERVED!!!!!!!

Schumms: Grasshoppa learned well.

by Schumms April 17, 2011

Taylor

Taylor is a one of a kind girl who will only come once in your lifetime. When you find her, keep her. She is very pretty and usually cheery, and she is extremely funny. Very nice girl also, and she can cheer anybody up. She can be a big snobby person to others but normally just to her enemies. Her friends and family are very important to her. However if you let her go, you will become her enemy. So don't let her go.

Hey have you seen Taylor?
Yeah, she's smoking.
No.
What?
She's not smoking, she's perfect.

by lalaloopsy3592 May 16, 2013

Taylor Hill

A victoria secret angel since 2015, a beautiful and nice high fashion, editorial model. She has the most stunning face in victoria's secret. She has over 9 million followers on instagram being one of the most followed angels in vs.

girl 1: Do you know who taylor hill is?

girl 2: YAH, she is gorgeous, she has one of the most stunning faces i've ever seen.

by alissaisbae.erikaishoe. October 26, 2017