Couche-tard

Anyone performing a particularly stupid activity anywhere in the province of Quebec, Canada.

Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.
"That guy's riding his bicycle, uphill, in a snowstorm, in the middle of February. What a couche-tard!"
by Archie Goodwin February 14, 2008
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pop-tard

When a retarded virgin looses her cherry it is called a "pop-tard"
by f4 August 01, 2003
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bitch tard

A combination of bitch and retard. Best if said matter-of factly with emphasis on the tard.
Nick, get your bitch-tarded ass out of my way
by kung fu guru May 04, 2005
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Party Tard

Often used to describe someone who is so intoxicated at a party that they start doing stupid things such as spilling their beer, making lame jokes, etc...etc...
Did you see the party tard knocking all sorts of shit over?
by Alcoholism November 21, 2004
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tard muffin

Two goofballs acting silly randomly that have random silly conversations.
Alec: Lets go throw some of those nasty nuts that no one likes at squirrels so they eat them and then they spit them out because they are so gross!

Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!
by Tard Muffin March 27, 2009
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chromo-tard

A person who possess chromosomes that make them appear retarded. These people usually also have an unusually low IQ(under 80)

can be brought on by genetics.

parents are usually former/current druggies.

these people sometimes drool in public.
Eric: Go get me some wood glue.
Tom: what do you do with wood glue? does it taste good?
Eric: You are such a chromo-tard.
Steven: yeah dude, your fucked up.
by g-diggity June 10, 2006
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Tard Shepard

Someone who supervises and watches over the mentally and/ or physically handicapped
That boy looks lost, where is his tard shepard.
by Deek da Biker December 09, 2005
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