tard

so ridiculously tired that you cannot even pronounce the word correctly ...

"Dude, I am TARD!!!"

by cosmos girl September 10, 2008

pop-tard

When a retarded virgin looses her cherry it is called a "pop-tard"

by f4 July 31, 2003

bitch tard

A combination of bitch and retard. Best if said matter-of factly with emphasis on the tard.

Nick, get your bitch-tarded ass out of my way

by kung fu guru May 4, 2005

Party Tard

Often used to describe someone who is so intoxicated at a party that they start doing stupid things such as spilling their beer, making lame jokes, etc...etc...

Did you see the party tard knocking all sorts of shit over?

by Alcoholism November 20, 2004

tard muffin

Two goofballs acting silly randomly that have random silly conversations.

Alec: Lets go throw some of those nasty nuts that no one likes at squirrels so they eat them and then they spit them out because they are so gross!

Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!

by Tard Muffin March 27, 2009

chromo-tard

A person who possess chromosomes that make them appear retarded. These people usually also have an unusually low IQ(under 80)

can be brought on by genetics.

parents are usually former/current druggies.

these people sometimes drool in public.

Eric: Go get me some wood glue.
Tom: what do you do with wood glue? does it taste good?
Eric: You are such a chromo-tard.
Steven: yeah dude, your fucked up.

by g-diggity June 12, 2006

Sub-tard

Someone who is so dense they're nearly retarded

Teacher "Your child is failing all of his tests"
Parent "We know he's a bit of a Sub-tard

by Mordecca September 24, 2018