by Bigeman25 July 23, 2008
by Hurricane Irma November 23, 2017
Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.
by RealFakeNews April 16, 2020
by Joseph smith123 December 15, 2017
The act of taking a dump without using your cell phone as entertainment; thereby expediting the process.
by WonderBread10 April 12, 2013
Friend 1: “man, after eating that Taco Bell I couldn’t help myself. I had to just drop everything and found myself taking an abby.”
Friend 2: “ahh, so that’s where you’ve been the last 35 minutes. Hope the toilets not clogged”
Friend 2: “ahh, so that’s where you’ve been the last 35 minutes. Hope the toilets not clogged”
by Aprilfoolsking March 30, 2018
to 'take it to the grate' is to challenge someone,
or it could be used like an action;
or in a past tense for a fight, or challenge has already happened.
or it could be used like an action;
or in a past tense for a fight, or challenge has already happened.
"cmon beatch! take it to the grate!"
"i was just taking it to the grate with some punk ass chicken shit"
"that huge ass black guy just took it the the grate on his sorry ass!"
"i was just taking it to the grate with some punk ass chicken shit"
"that huge ass black guy just took it the the grate on his sorry ass!"
by mr ingenious September 12, 2006