A male who can be pretentious, mean,rude, crude, immoral and talentless opportunist. Lives off the knowledge, beauty,labor and/or talent of others. But for some reason has an inflated sense of self-worth. Can either be wealthy or poor financialy. Financial wealth is not a factor. He usually achieves by backstabbing and scabbing to his benefit. Only does things that benefit himself in someway with little true regard for others. People always end up being burned or mishandled in the end by this person.
Father: I don't want you hanging around that Tom dude.
Daughter: He is not that bad. He drives a BMW and works as a broker.
Father: Any guy that takes a women to dinner and then a sex shop on a first date is a Cheap Guy!
Daughter: He is not that bad. He drives a BMW and works as a broker.
Father: Any guy that takes a women to dinner and then a sex shop on a first date is a Cheap Guy!
by Fredge May 15, 2010

A man who has tourettes, loves tony the tiger, hates head and shoulders and tartar control, his dad died and nobody cares, he feels like a piece of shit,
by Scott Clarkin December 14, 2004

A fun guy is a male or female that thinks they are a funny person but has corney jokes instead of insulting them call them a fun guy
by Cheese penis o506 January 24, 2020

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Peterson: Ask Pertsa, he is a water guy
Peterson: Ask Pertsa, he is a water guy
by IsmoLaitelaAndTheKokolihapihvi November 15, 2010

When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
by alvass September 21, 2023

A noice guy is a guy who will always text back straight away and always gass you up. He is always making you laugh and smile which is a good thing because he already knows.
by hehiho May 2, 2018
