A male who can be pretentious, mean,rude, crude, immoral and talentless opportunist. Lives off the knowledge, beauty,labor and/or talent of others. But for some reason has an inflated sense of self-worth. Can either be wealthy or poor financialy. Financial wealth is not a factor. He usually achieves by backstabbing and scabbing to his benefit. Only does things that benefit himself in someway with little true regard for others. People always end up being burned or mishandled in the end by this person.
Father: I don't want you hanging around that Tom dude.
Daughter: He is not that bad. He drives a BMW and works as a broker.
Father: Any guy that takes a women to dinner and then a sex shop on a first date is a Cheap Guy!
Daughter: He is not that bad. He drives a BMW and works as a broker.
Father: Any guy that takes a women to dinner and then a sex shop on a first date is a Cheap Guy!
by Fredge May 15, 2010
A man who has tourettes, loves tony the tiger, hates head and shoulders and tartar control, his dad died and nobody cares, he feels like a piece of shit,
by Scott Clarkin December 14, 2004
A fun guy is a male or female that thinks they are a funny person but has corney jokes instead of insulting them call them a fun guy
by Cheese penis o506 January 25, 2020
Noun: To become radically inebriated at a company/family function within the first 30-45 minutes of arrival.
Actions may include but are not limited to: declaring ones sexual desires for everyones wife/girlfriend besides your own whislt she is standing behind you, repeatedly hammering a glass table with an acoustic guitar, and near molestation of family pets.
Cautionary Warning: Guy-deling is 100% avoidable but every party has that Guy-del. Monitoring alcohol consumptioin with anything more than careless regard will save you from being that Guy-del.
Actions may include but are not limited to: declaring ones sexual desires for everyones wife/girlfriend besides your own whislt she is standing behind you, repeatedly hammering a glass table with an acoustic guitar, and near molestation of family pets.
Cautionary Warning: Guy-deling is 100% avoidable but every party has that Guy-del. Monitoring alcohol consumptioin with anything more than careless regard will save you from being that Guy-del.
ME: Look at Phil. He is already ballroom dancing with the boss' wife.
YOU1: Well, someone has to be that Guy-del.
YOU2: Yeah and it saves me from being that Guy-del.
YOU1: Well, someone has to be that Guy-del.
YOU2: Yeah and it saves me from being that Guy-del.
by Cuse-Nerd October 27, 2011
A tournee guy exploits a small idea to tour the world (often for a short amount of time) in the biggest way possible.
First of all we thought that he is the new Einstein, but then we noticed he is a classical tournee guy.
by EstelleArsênio June 14, 2021
When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
by alvass September 21, 2023
by swagkid69420 November 10, 2020