stroke

N: Used to describe a person who hasn't a clue. Metaphor for not even being worth the entire act of masterbation, only a small part therof.

"Buddy is asking out my x-girlfriend"
"He's such a stroke"

by Bart Smartly April 25, 2004

stroke the lizard

Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park

by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009

stroke delay

When engaged in a threesome this is the time delay after one female's maturbation of the male penis ends and the other begins.

"They were both on their knees taking turns pumping my cock. When one would finish to give the other a turn, the stroke delay seemed like eternity."

"The stroke delay between two partners often feels cold without the friction of an active hand."

by elementism November 20, 2009

Strokesperson

A sexually attractive spokesperson for a product/service which becomes masturbation fodder.

That Flo woman from the Progressive ads is a total strokesperson, glad I had DVR for that last commercial.

by SwanBronson March 7, 2011

stroller snatching

the act of taking the baby out of the stroller and putting it on the ground and stealing the stroller while the baby cries.

Chris: Hey Collin! do you wanna go stroller snatching after school?
Collin: hell yeah! i wanna kick the baby as we leave
Chris: no Collin no kicking

by Chris W.S. Thug Life Romero November 18, 2011

stroller bomb

Disposable diaper disposed of inappropriately. Tightly wrapped to form a ball shape, these are often left behind in parking lots or walkways through which strollers pass. Sometimes these are thrown from a moving vehicle, though probably not directly from a stroller.

See: pram grenade.

Careful, you don't want to step on a stroller bomb. This parking lot is full of them.

by BillVo November 19, 2012

Stroke and Hope

The act of stroking one's penis while watching a couple have sex in hopes of her inviting you to join in a threesome

My roommate was having sex with a girl downstairs. I walked down, gave it the old stroke and hope, total WIN!

by Nado Comedy November 23, 2012