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stroke delay

When engaged in a threesome this is the time delay after one female's maturbation of the male penis ends and the other begins.
"They were both on their knees taking turns pumping my cock. When one would finish to give the other a turn, the stroke delay seemed like eternity."

"The stroke delay between two partners often feels cold without the friction of an active hand."
by elementism November 20, 2009
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Strokesperson

A sexually attractive spokesperson for a product/service which becomes masturbation fodder.
That Flo woman from the Progressive ads is a total strokesperson, glad I had DVR for that last commercial.
by SwanBronson March 7, 2011
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Stroke and Hope

The act of stroking one's penis while watching a couple have sex in hopes of her inviting you to join in a threesome
My roommate was having sex with a girl downstairs. I walked down, gave it the old stroke and hope, total WIN!
by Nado Comedy November 23, 2012
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Stroke punch

The act of getting punched in the penis and jerked off at the same time.
Dude ! Vickey stroke punched my cock !
by Qaskeo September 2, 2013
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stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.
"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"
by Hunterabs June 7, 2014
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Stroeder

A Stroeder, is typically refereed to as stroods, or strooder or my personal favorite, toaster stroods. It normally is used to talk about someone who regularly "Hops into the pussy." Most stroeders are amazing ballers, they swish the ball almost as often as the dive into the pussy. They state lots of songs are fire, just like your step mom.
Girl: damn, your super fine!
A Stroeder: You know me, now turn around real quick.
by WassuhMate June 20, 2016
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stroke sack

Idiot; moron; total fuckin tool
Bro, you are such a friggin stroke sack how'd you lose that game???
by The Bo$$ Man August 11, 2017
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