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spider sex

Sex that is so good that it causes you to get "caught up" with feelings, emotions, or attachment towards the other individual when originally, you had no intentions of there being any strings attached.
"Man, she was just another chick from the club. Then she put that spider sex on me, and now she's my girl!"
by laila070282 May 15, 2009
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Douchebag spider

A spider which keeps coming back, even after several attempts of killing it.
Jake: "I killed a spider yesterday, but like a hour later it was back again."
Lenny: "Dude! That's a douchebag spider."
by Kaap February 7, 2010
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spidering

When a guy cums in his hand, and shoves it up the woman's vagina. This is what spiders do when they mate.
Dude: I came before I could get it in, so all she got was a spidering.
by Trevor Aniston March 4, 2008
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spide

characterised by a stupid 'barcode' 'tash, shaved head apart from a fringe, a baseball cap on the very back of the head (the closer the peak is to vertical, the harder they think they are), trackies (usually white or disgustingly flourescent).
A complete lack of intelligence is usually neccessary, as is the pack mentality (usually displayed through large groups standing outside an offlicense crowded round a radio playin 'beats' and swearing at the 'wenkers' who wont get them shwall a.k.a. booze, usually white lightning - dirty dirty cider).
Usually seen riding around belfast on gopeds - those microscooters with a hairdryer engine on the back, or if they are slightly less trampy, in a 'madifeyd' vauxhall nova.
Their favourite activities include hassling people, robbing pensioners, kickin' off on people for no reason apart from 'slabberin', and sniffing glue.
those spides outside the offies well need a beating, glue-sniffin bastards.
by jj July 4, 2004
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spider bush

a unkempt female pubic area;opposite of "shaved".
ishe wasnt expecting to hook up so she got caught with a spider bush
by jd July 13, 2004
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spidergirl

When a guy cums in a girl's mouth and she spits it into her hand and then slaps it on his chest, usually while yelling "Spidergirl!"
"The blowjob was fantastic but after I came I heard her yell "Spidergirl!" and before I could move I had a red hand mark on my chest and jizz all over myself"
by Spidergirl1 August 14, 2010
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chocolate spider

"Peter mooned everyone, and we saw his chocolate spider."
by myopia September 19, 2009
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