Stoled

Past tense of “steal” used by ignant individuals who refuse to use the correct form of “stole”

I got a mountain bike I stoled.

by Big sister is smart December 12, 2023

Stolen outrage

When you are outraged on behalf of another oppressed group of people Warning : Stolen outrage is much more traumatizing than real outrage..

'That's cultural appropriation'. Wendy Wokeness said. Her partner didn't look up, whatever the stolen outrage this month, it would be a different victim next week.

by StoneColdJ January 7, 2024

stolenening

The past tense of attempting to steal something

I tried to stolenening your vape!

by Sevin Dickerson July 16, 2024

Stolen Outrage

Outrage felt on behalf of a other group, often stronger than the upset felt by the group itself. (See stolen valour)

Dude, stop stealing other groups problems to get what you want. Thats Stolen Outrage

by StoneColdJ March 2, 2024

stolen cannoli

The stolen cannoli. It's when you roofie a dude, suck his dick, and spit into a specimen cup to check if he's the baby daddy.

Bro your sister totally stolen cannolied me at the bar last night.

by Prick wicke March 19, 2024

Stolen dopamine

(n.): The sudden loss of motivation and satisfaction that occurs when someone else asks you to complete a task you've been meaning to do, just as you're about to start it. This results in the loss of personal credit and a sense of accomplishment, as if the other person has taken away your opportunity to showcase your initiative and independence.

I’m so pissed at my wife. Just as I was about to unload the dishwasher on my own she asked if I can unload the dishwasher. Total stolen dopamine situation!

by Bashertcoaching March 28, 2024

Stolen Pride

Similar to Stealing Valor by impersonating a member of the armed service.

“My partner will be here any minute.”

“What?! You’re a straight man! That’s Stolen Pride!”

by Ship Name Creator101 June 4, 2024