squishy face

what you see when you look at taylor swift.

taylor swift has one hell of a squishy face.

by McCawley November 30, 2009

Squishing the Burrito

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:She was back there squishing the burrito

by JC24 February 16, 2009

Squishy

The state of being pessimistically entitled, passive, inconsiderate, and lazy, especially when completing a challenging task or workout.

The guy complained throughout the whole workout while bumping into almost every person, he is so squishy. lazy whine whining annoying

by BeauTigre July 18, 2017

Squishy

The opposite of what Toad is

Person 1: hey is toad squishy?
Person 2: of course he isn’t!

by Flurk May 13, 2020

Squash Lemming

An idiot who, during a game of squash, will risk quadrapeligia by propelling themselves neck-first into the floor or walls in a desperate attempt to hit the ball.

Mark Russell is a squash lemming and now can only move several parts of his face.

by Michael Moschen April 20, 2006

Old Fashioned Butternut Squash

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.

Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

squishy time

When two girls, usually lesbians, have a "good" time.

Those girls are having squishy time.

by gzzzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzzz March 10, 2011