1. verb- A very expensive prostitute snorts cocaine off her own ass and then kills herself to spare you the effort and probable life sentence in prison, and side effects of snorting cocaine. These prostitutes usually cost $500,000+ as they first must be contortionists in order to snort cocaine off their own asses and are rare to come by. Most are sex slaves that come from Asia, however they are not Vietnamese so they will not "love you long time" but to add a sucky sucky is only an additional $5.
by Helen Keller Pirates March 4, 2010
Get the todd-specialmug. Umbrella term for the special operations troops in a military, typically those with better training and equipment, and who perform higher-risk and more secretive missions.
In US context, it applies specifically to the US Army's SF group, known to the public as the Green Berets, who specialize in behind-the-lines operations such as hit-and-run tactics, intelligence gathering and moreover, gathering the support of locals to train and support militias for counter-insurgency purposes.
As a US-specific umbrella term, it also applies to the Army Rangers (of which the late football star Pat Tillman was with), the Air Forces Pararescue Jumpers (PJ's for short), the iconic Navy SEALs, and the Force Recon Marines, who for all intents and purposes do the same job as the aforementioned SEALs.
In US context, it applies specifically to the US Army's SF group, known to the public as the Green Berets, who specialize in behind-the-lines operations such as hit-and-run tactics, intelligence gathering and moreover, gathering the support of locals to train and support militias for counter-insurgency purposes.
As a US-specific umbrella term, it also applies to the Army Rangers (of which the late football star Pat Tillman was with), the Air Forces Pararescue Jumpers (PJ's for short), the iconic Navy SEALs, and the Force Recon Marines, who for all intents and purposes do the same job as the aforementioned SEALs.
Typical Special Forces mission objectives:
- counter-insurgency
- counter-terrorism
- hostage rescues
- reconnaissance
- hit-and-run missions
- "painting" targets for airstrikes
- the occasional peacetime humanitarian aid (Green Berets especially)
- counter-insurgency
- counter-terrorism
- hostage rescues
- reconnaissance
- hit-and-run missions
- "painting" targets for airstrikes
- the occasional peacetime humanitarian aid (Green Berets especially)
by JKroll80 November 5, 2007
Get the Special Forcesmug. A mixed drink that consists of strong, cafinated coffee, from south america mixed with either triple distled vodka, or a spiced rum.
The premise is that coffee (a stimulant) and alcohol (a depressant) will send you on a rollar coaster ride of emotions, and eventually fuck you the hell up.
The premise is that coffee (a stimulant) and alcohol (a depressant) will send you on a rollar coaster ride of emotions, and eventually fuck you the hell up.
Meredith: Yo nick, what are you drinking? you seem pretty messed up, i mean thats a picture not a real person.
Nick: o sorry... my brazilian special must be getting to me, thanks for the save.
Nick: o sorry... my brazilian special must be getting to me, thanks for the save.
by nick7489 February 20, 2007
Get the Brazilian Special mug. "my buddy was getting a BFT special on the couch across the room from me, meanwhile I was being straddled like a horse"
by Patrick stalnaker February 9, 2009
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Get the Dudick Specialmug. The Lando Special is the intergalactic sexual act that only VERY few individuals have successfully pulled off. (formerly known as the "Han Job")
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).
You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.
Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).
You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.
Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).
Space Guy1: Man, I made a fortune betting on that tauntaun race.
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.
12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.
12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!
by ChewieHasLice February 24, 2020
Get the The Lando Specialmug.