gold bond spaghetti

Sweat-saturated noodles of absorbent powder that collect beneath your balls.

It's so hot my gold bond spaghetti is melting.

by Dustin LaWynne May 28, 2009

wetti spaghetti

really sloppy head or blow job

Man that girl gave me some wetti spaghetti last night, if you know what I'm sayin'?

by ricketts00 February 23, 2018

Spaghetti Brains

verb
The act of turning your brain into spaghetti with a shotgun because life is depressing.
See Kurt Cobain'd

me: Hey do you have a shotgun?
friend: No? Why?
me: I'm trying to turn my brain in too spaghetti,
friend: Spaghetti brains?
me: Spaghetti brains :(

by iEatNoodlez_ March 13, 2018

Spaghetti Goo Ball

The substance that comes out of woman's pussy after cumming inside her during her period.

LaRonda's spaghetti goo ball was almost as bad as I thought it'd be.

by K-Noodle November 11, 2009

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that The FSM created everything with His Noodly Appendage. Also The FSM is keeping his identity secret by making Evolution look like such a scientific certainty.

The creator of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has written an open letter to the Kansas School Board so that it will be taught alongside Intelligent Design and Evolution. He has also started a fund to pursue this through legal action if necessary. Or buy himself a boat, whichever comes first.

RAmen

"I'm not going to pay my credit card debt from buying Mad Max memerobelia on Ebay. If The Flying Spaghetti Monster wanted me to pay my debt he would provide me with the money with His Noodly Appendage."

by dawaldg August 18, 2005

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The deity of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism religion, created as a mockery of the decision to teach intelligent design in schools. Followers call themselves 'pastafarians' and believe that the FSM created everything, and hid it behind scientific data. In this religion, every friday is a religious holiday, all prayers end with RAmen, and the heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Global warming is explained by the decline in the number of pirates since the 1800's, and therefore the increased number of violent hurricanes is also caused by the lack of pirates since hot water makes hurricanes. and the term 'pirate' does NOT refer to music pirates, since real pirates used swords.

I hope that the Flying Spaghetti Monster touches me with His Noodly Apendage

by emderr October 08, 2005

Cut Your Spaghetti

to masturbate tenderly

"You seem tense. Why don't you go cut your spaghetti then come back"

by whorelita January 06, 2013