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sneeze miscarriage

When you are about to sneeze but then it disappears and you are left with a hollow, empty, unfulfilled life of disappointment.
"Dude. I just had a sneeze miscarriage."
"Oh man, that's rough. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure your next sneeze will come to term."
by mtccm December 17, 2019
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Skeezed

(Adj.) Skeezed: to get as drunk as humanly possible whilst maintaining conscious. (Normally waking up in the floor folded like a suitcase)
Bro 1: yo, did you see how many beers I drank last night?
Bro 2: yea, bro you were skeezed!
by OrcaVonstrangle December 19, 2019
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sneeze shy

when a person is too shy to sneeze around others and tends to sneeze by themselves.
emily: "I've never heard you sneeze"
me: "sorry, i'm sneeze shy"
by raddy daddy June 15, 2020
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sneeze.woo

“Dude I just sneeze.wooed.”
What does sneeze.woo mean?”
“Read the definition duh.”
by Woonieshipsoumeno July 1, 2020
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Sneezeologist

After an excessive 32 sneezes, Jaime(J2) expressed how much of a sneezeologist she could be.
by Dogger145 August 7, 2020
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Sneeze

Some booger nose shit that spreads all over your new white shirt and leaves a stain for everyone to make fun of.
Bro I just sneezed. Like a fuckin’ shotgun in my nose, it could’ve killed a grandma! Like it was a-fucking-choo!
by anonymous September 7, 2020
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Sneeze

by Iknowihavedaddyissues October 2, 2020
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