IM Sloth

Instant Message Sloth - The term for a person who takes WAY TOO LONG to type a reply to an instant message, text message, or Facebook PM, and when they complete the reply it is a short answer or single sentence.

"Janet is an IM Sloth. I asked her a simple question via instant message and her typing indicator showed she was answering for 15 minute. When she finally replied her answer was 'YES'"

IM Sloth by Nategator July 14, 2017

Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder

When you hang around Irish or Scottish People so much too the point where you start imitating them and have a hard time breaking the habit

A:How'r u doin

B:what?
A:Sorry i Have Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder

Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder by satcheltotheface October 12, 2017

iron sloth

A slow fat black man who works in the metal industry

Man, that guy is such an iron sloth

iron sloth by Beebopboop December 3, 2018

Mouldy Sloth 

A Mouldy Sloth is when you peel back a foreskin to reveal a green, furry, foisty consistency.

“Oh my good God Sandra, I went to give Derek fellatio and he has a bad case of Mouldy Sloth”

Mouldy Sloth by Iamhannahbaker April 9, 2019

Taco Sloth 

When you have firey Mexican diarrhea and can't make it to the toilet in time.

I totally have fully blown Taco sloth last night stuck in traffic, shit went everywhere.

Taco Sloth by Astrosplatz October 20, 2019

Jackie Sloth 

Jackie the sloth is a fairytale character In a kids book that isn’t really that pretty. She’s a sloth in a kids book who hangs out at the zoo with a bunch or male monkeys who she’s talked to a lot. She cheats on animals even though she is one and looks like a sloth

Jackie sloth: welcome to the Australian zoo. I’m Jackie the sloth and I’m very slow. I love photo editing and being a petty sloth

Jackie Sloth by The drama king26 December 3, 2019

yoongis.sloth 

Amazing girl who was a sloth in her past life and is a yoongi Stan which means she’s gay as hell

“You don’t follow yoongis.sloth?”
“Only baddies follow yoongis.sloth.”

yoongis.sloth by Minthairyoongles February 27, 2021